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                                  Plutocrats  Run Gover nment --      Politicians are aggravating and Plutocrats are the real government officials. Left, right, up, down. It is all the same BS sold in different packages. Do you have any idea about historical societies? Seriously! There is no such thing as a benevolent government. All the wealthy want you to raise the taxes, and be disarmed. The rich, almost every wealthy person votes for the same ideological views as the left. Barely any vote, nor ever have voted (barely anyone) for the right. Seriously! Turn your TV on, watch CNN, MSNBC, Fox, Vox, etc. Almost every billionaire, millionaire, Corporate Executive, News reporter, actor,  actress, musician, teacher, professor, Joe and Jane blow, vote for the left party's ideological views. I am not a conservative or Liberal. I am against ideologues period. Republicans piss me off, Democrats piss me off.         The  things that Plutocrats and Politicians won't tell you, and only ev

The Shittiest Story


 The Shittiest Story 

By Vincent Fitch


        Once, upon a time, there was a stupid boy who wore feces as a hat. The town's folk were known as the greatest, most gifted artists. This small town was ripe with fresh brown streams and yellow golden rain. It never snowed in this hole. The people are the greatest pieces of crap on this pale white land. We ate sloppy brown balls that were high up, on the 100 acre bamboo forests, on this pale ass. When the wind blows through this village? It fills up with the most pleasant smell of the butt hole. The art galleries were the best, most beautiful pieces of crap on this pale white land. Sometimes papa would take me far up mushroom tower. We would adventure into the shaft. We drank the freshest and tastiest yellow water. During the horrific seasonal cleansing;  We sometimes visit Grandma up on the upper right pits side of this landscape. Who knew that this shitty town was glorified for its brown pies, this is the best Shit ever. The worst thing is the mudslides and the bristled tongue brushing this part of the hole. Worst case scenario, we will hide in the crappiest dark humid caverns. They were more like a mine of brown sludge and shitty boulders. After the crap subsides, we rebuild our shitty ass town. Life on this white rump is the greatest Shit storm ever. I love my shitty ass life and my feces hats.                     THE END......................         OF THE SHITTIEST STORY


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