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(Part 17) The Shadow Of The Ice Kingdom

Part 17: Heaven's Guardians        Wallace visits the different sections of Sarlia's realm, she explains, "This is where the souls go to be judged. The good souls and chosen warriors by Valcia rest. The chosen warriors get to keep their bodies and are escorted to the champion's hall. That is where you will go after you die." Wallace and Sarlia enter the stadium from their last sparring session. They enter the middle of the stadium battlegrounds, "Wallace, you will have to challenge three guardians. The gargoyles, the gryphon, and the mightiest guardian of heaven, the chimera. The gargoyles are strong through numbers but weak by themselves. The gryphon flies through the skies and maintains the policing of the different sections. The chimera protects the warriors entrance, it challenges any warrior before they can enter. The chimera never fights to its full potential, but if it deems the warrior to be strong enough, it will accept them into the warriors' Co

The Shittiest Story

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 The Shittiest Story  By Vincent Fitch         Once, upon a time, there was a stupid boy who wore feces as a hat. The town's folk were known as the greatest, most gifted artists. This small town was ripe with fresh brown streams and yellow golden rain. It never snowed in this hole. The people are the greatest pieces of crap on this pale white land. We ate sloppy brown balls that were high up, on the 100 acre bamboo forests, on this pale ass. When the wind blows through this village? It fills up with the most pleasant smell of the butt hole. The art galleries were the best, most beautiful pieces of crap on this pale white land. Sometimes papa would take me far up mushroom tower. We would adventure into the shaft. We drank the freshest and tastiest yellow water. During the horrific seasonal cleansing;  We sometimes visit Grandma up on the upper right pits side of this landscape. Who knew that this shitty town was glorified for its brown pies, this is the best Shit ever. The wo