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Quotes That I Live By ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ 1) “There are no secrets, but the truth is buried under a Sea of Lies. You just need to know where to look” ______________________________________________________ 2) “It's not about who you are during the first impression, it's about who you were when you are no longer around.” ______________________________________________________ 3) “Just realize that the average person is dumb, and that half of them are even dumber” ______________________________________________________ 4) “Doing something that you're passionate about doesn't feel like a job, but part of who you are” ______________________________________________________ 5) “Curiosity should be handled  with prudence, but Ignorance is more dangerous than Curiosity”. ______________________________________________________ 6) “A happy life is one filled wit

(Part 13) The Shadow Of The Ice Kingdom

  The Shadow Of The Ice Kingdom -- Part 13: Mana Harvesting --             Brett stands before Malthus. Malthus commands, "Brett, I want you to continue absorbing the mana out of the worthless beings. You gained a lot of mana from the plants and animals surrounding the villages and forests. I want you to start harvesting your own peasants' mana too. I want you to gain enough mana to crush Wallace and Sam! I can't grant a straight increase of mana into you, it's not within my abilities, that's Arkana's jurisdiction, but since I told you that all life forms have mana inside of them. You have gathered up enough to stay on even ground as the other champions. I can gradually increase the weakling's Mana the same way I granted you a little bit of my own to take over the kingdom; although, unlike you, it may kill them. Brett, if need be absorb the mana out of the peasants before they explode. You must succeed, at all costs!" Malthus teleports Brett back to th

(Part 8) The Shadow Of The Ice Kingdom

The Shadow Of The Ice Kingdom - Part 8: The God Of Time, Destiny & Order -      Wallace sits up, removes the blanket covering him as he sits on the edge of the bed, placing his feet on the floor. He stands up, yawns as he stretches as his eyes begin to tear, "I am glad that Khaan decided to end the conflict between us, as my name has finally been cleared from the accusations. Belthor will be captured one way or another. He murdered the princess, those traveling merchants delivered her corpse to the queen and I. They were paid handsomely for their part in this investigation. Sam, you are a monster. I cannot wait till I get to torture you for all the torment you have been causing the queen. She was frozen with fear at the sight of her daughter's corpse. No tears, no talking, nothing but blank stares and psychological paralysis. She didn't come to bed." Wallace walks out of the bedroom, making his way to the throne room. He stops as he stares at the thrones, "D

Don't Be A Jim

     “Long haul today, Jim!” said the gorilla in a spandex unitard. Jim was a giraffe that had to work for a boss that left banana peels on the ground floor. The gorilla would bring in pallets of bananas for his friends and family members. Jim is an assistant for his boss. He works close to him and has to deal with organizing the schedules for his boss, along with anything else that the boss needs inventoried and documented. Every single day Jim would sit at his desk and have to sort through the paperwork for his boss. He would have to sign off of each document that the boss finds to be irrelevant for his time or effort. Which Jim would either throw the documents away or stamp his boss's signature for quick approval for the documents. Jim would watch his boss bring in slutty ape females and seduce them in his office. All the ruckus would make Jim’s work harder to focus on. His boss would also force Jim to get the janitor to clean up the mess left behind after his boss procreated w