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Quotes That I Live By

Quotes That I Live By ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ 1) “There are no secrets, but the truth is buried under a Sea of Lies. You just need to know where to look” ______________________________________________________ 2) “It's not about who you are during the first impression, it's about who you were when you are no longer around.” ______________________________________________________ 3) “Just realize that the average person is dumb, and that half of them are even dumber” ______________________________________________________ 4) “Doing something that you're passionate about doesn't feel like a job, but part of who you are” ______________________________________________________ 5) “Curiosity should be handled  with prudence, but Ignorance is more dangerous than Curiosity”. ______________________________________________________ 6) “A happy life is one filled wit

Don't Be A Jim

     “Long haul today, Jim!” said the gorilla in a spandex unitard. Jim was a giraffe that had to work for a boss that left banana peels on the ground floor. The gorilla would bring in pallets of bananas for his friends and family members. Jim is an assistant for his boss. He works close to him and has to deal with organizing the schedules for his boss, along with anything else that the boss needs inventoried and documented. Every single day Jim would sit at his desk and have to sort through the paperwork for his boss. He would have to sign off of each document that the boss finds to be irrelevant for his time or effort. Which Jim would either throw the documents away or stamp his boss's signature for quick approval for the documents. Jim would watch his boss bring in slutty ape females and seduce them in his office. All the ruckus would make Jim’s work harder to focus on. His boss would also force Jim to get the janitor to clean up the mess left behind after his boss procreated w