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Quotes That I Live By

Quotes That I Live By ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ 1) “There are no secrets, but the truth is buried under a Sea of Lies. You just need to know where to look” ______________________________________________________ 2) “It's not about who you are during the first impression, it's about who you were when you are no longer around.” ______________________________________________________ 3) “Just realize that the average person is dumb, and that half of them are even dumber” ______________________________________________________ 4) “Doing something that you're passionate about doesn't feel like a job, but part of who you are” ______________________________________________________ 5) “Curiosity should be handled  with prudence, but Ignorance is more dangerous than Curiosity”. ______________________________________________________ 6) “A happy life is one filled wit

The Shittiest Story

 The Shittiest Story  By Vincent Fitch         Once, upon a time, there was a stupid boy who wore feces as a hat. The town's folk were known as the greatest, most gifted artists. This small town was ripe with fresh brown streams and yellow golden rain. It never snowed in this hole. The people are the greatest pieces of crap on this pale white land. We ate sloppy brown balls that were high up, on the 100 acre bamboo forests, on this pale ass. When the wind blows through this village? It fills up with the most pleasant smell of the butt hole. The art galleries were the best, most beautiful pieces of crap on this pale white land. Sometimes papa would take me far up mushroom tower. We would adventure into the shaft. We drank the freshest and tastiest yellow water. During the horrific seasonal cleansing;  We sometimes visit Grandma up on the upper right pits side of this landscape. Who knew that this shitty town was glorified for its brown pies, this is the best Shit ever. The wo