Don't Be A Jim

     “Long haul today, Jim!” said the gorilla in a spandex unitard. Jim was a giraffe that had to work for a boss that left banana peels on the ground floor. The gorilla would bring in pallets of bananas for his friends and family members. Jim is an assistant for his boss. He works close to him and has to deal with organizing the schedules for his boss, along with anything else that the boss needs inventoried and documented. Every single day Jim would sit at his desk and have to sort through the paperwork for his boss. He would have to sign off of each document that the boss finds to be irrelevant for his time or effort. Which Jim would either throw the documents away or stamp his boss's signature for quick approval for the documents. Jim would watch his boss bring in slutty ape females and seduce them in his office. All the ruckus would make Jim’s work harder to focus on. His boss would also force Jim to get the janitor to clean up the mess left behind after his boss procreated with the female ape sluts. Giving his boss enough time to go golfing with his ape friends. Jim the giraffe is unable to speak out against his boss's actions because all giraffes are naturally mute. So he was evolved with an inability to say no or anything at all. His muteness is why when he goes home his wife would be getting rammed by the rhinoceros next door. He would come home and witness this nearly everyday. He couldn't speak out and sometimes is forced to call for the plumber just to clean out his wife's pipes. Then he will get his turn to eat her last after everyone else.